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 * 98 Giraffe Origins **

98 Giraffe Destroying Hostile Planet
media type="youtube" key="djZFHTa6TfA" width="296" height="245" align="left" The 98 Giraffe origin's remains unknown, but many theories have been proposed. The most popular theory is that the 98 Giraffe was once a race of hyper advanced aliens that were tasked with saving the known universe. After a very long and harrowing journey, they decided to settle down on Earth disguised Giraffes to relax. But during their transformation to become a Giraffe, a mechanical error occurred causing them all to have the image of an Arabic "98" printed in their patterns.

Sadly, some 98 Giraffes mutate horribly at birth, leading to this: [] A 98 Giraffes upbringing is very similar to that of a regular giraffe. []

A less popular theory is one that 98 Giraffes were the creators of the universe and decided to blend in with lesser creatures to be able to observe our progress. This in fact sounds so true, it is often never talked about of fear of how many of the world's religions would react and cause many wars until all human population is eradicated. 98 Giraffes fear this outcome, so they do not reveal themselves in order to preserve us.

The disapearances in the Bermuda Triangle ( [] ) have been credited to 98 Giraffes as there way of showing us that they are still all-powerful.

One more theory is that 98 Giraffes originated on mars, and this theory is plausible enough because mar's environment ( []) is extremely suitable to that of a 98 Giraffe.

Another theory is that the 98 Giraffes are the harbingers of the apocalypse. Many religious books point toward the 98 giraffes as what (insert major religious figure here) will ride on when he/she/it will descend on earth and judge the living and the dead. Continuing this theory, but not the same, is Bob from accounting. Bob swore that he once heard a 98 Giraffe talk about how fun it is to kill humans. Bob is probably a filthy liar, but this theory is still worth considering.

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